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(71 People Likes) As a police officer, what is the weirdest thing you’ve caught someone doing?
tube. Search on the keywords…) Here’s Austin, getting busted by an overly helpful inventory person. I believe I may have worn something like that same expression on this occasion. (Not Austin’s, the guy holding the “evidence” there.)
We did a search warrant at the residence of a drug trafficker and money launderer and my job was to do the inventory and make the official return that goes to the judge who issued the warrant, letting her know what we seized. While the affidavit containing all of the probable cause information is generally sealed and non-public, the warrant itself (and usually the return) is not filed under seal and available to anybody who wants to look at it at the clerk’s office. Public record.
I’ve set up my computer and portable printer (we’d advanced from the old days of pen and paper forms), and I’m inventorying each item brought to me at the dining room table with the crook in handcuffs watching from Sex Doll chair. I should add that having been a narcotics agent for 12 years, I knew drug evidence when I saw it. Money laundering evidence isn’t always quite as obvious, so I’d hold some discussions with the case agent about whether and why she wanted some particular paper, and whether it was covered in the “particularized description of the items to be searched for and seized,” (that pesky 4th Amendment).
An hour or two in, one of the other agents brings me a box from the master bedroom (usually the jackpot location in drug warrants). I start pulling stuff out and recording the information about each item in the computer, all drug evidence, the records were in another room. Alvin (not his real name, but close enough), is watching with some dismay as I inventory his coke, pot, and pills. A few items in and I get to the paraphernalia, scales, smoking devices, and a big plastic tube thing with a rubber hose att i love lucy sales resistance doll ched to what looks like a pump handle. It looks like it could be a bong, which is what the (young-ish female) agent put down on the slip that described where it was found (nightstand next to the bed).
Only I’d seen Austin Powers, and she apparently hadn’t. Or maybe the lack of a Swedish flag on the plastic threw her off, but I was under no illusions.
I put it on the table where Alvin can plainly see it. “Hmmm, possible bong,” I say. “Drug paraphernalia. That’s another count.”
“That ain’t a bong,” he says indignantly.
“Oh? What is it then?”
“It ain’t a f’n bong.”
“Looks like drug paraphernalia to me. That’s a felony in this state, believe it or not. I’ll send it to the lab and have it checked for residue.”
“Residue?”
“Yeah. You know, traces of drugs left behind from when you were smoking.” (He’s looking rather discomfited at the direction of the conversation. I was having a pretty good time. Inventory is about the boring-est job on a search warrant, so any chance for a little rare comic relief is welcomed.)
“Oh, you’re gonna find some f’n residue, you go looking for it. Ain’t gonna be what you’re expecting. Bong, hell no,” he said.
“You know what? I think you’re right. I believe this is a penis pump. One of those enlarger things. For guys who need that sort of thing… Small guys… I’ll just put that down on the inventory form here. One penis pump enlarger,” I said, busying myself tapping some nonsense on the computer. “Let’s see, her note says it was seized in the master bedroom. On the nightstand. That’s probably where you’d keep something like this, nice and handy.” More tapping.
“Sh-t. That ain’t mine.” [I heard that one a lot over the years, but was cheered that this time we were entering true Austin “Danger” Powers territory. That’s exactly what Austin says in the movie. (“That’s not mine, baby.”)] This day was looking up.
“You can’t put that sh-t on your f’n form. It ain’t mine. I don’t need that sh-t. Hell, I can’t even fit in that little thing. I probably break the damn thing,” he said, all indignant. (I’m no expert on the subject, but it looked pretty good-sized. Maybe he was “stretching” the… truth a little?)
“Better be careful Alvin. It’s a crime to lie to a federal agent and you know they’re gonna strip search you down at the Marshals’. I think you’re in enough trouble already with the drugs and money laundering stuff. And there’s DNA now…”
“Man, you can’t be serious. DNA. F-.”
Goes to court, all the attorneys and the jurors are gonna want to know, too. So, what should I put here? Alvin’s penis pump or Alvin’s bong?”
He thinks about it a moment, muttering a little. “I
(18 People Likes) Has China surrendered in the trade war?
amber feeds us, and look at the bigger picture.
If China “surrendered” in the trade war, it would be a tactical move. They are going to overtake the US economy anyway, and from the Chinese perspective, the US might as well help them to do that. All Trump wants is to be able to say he “beat” China, and then it’s business as usual. If China wanted to, they could give him that. It’s unlikely that they will, but they could.
Why you might ask? Well, because the existence of Trump or America for that matter is almost inconsequential for China. Sure it would help China a lot to have a good trade relationship with the US, but not having a trade relationship with the US might actually do more harm to the US than to China.
Without China, the US market is basically the developed world, which already finds it difficult to resist the high growth rates China offers. China might be exactly as “evil” as the US media makes them out to be, but they’re developing awesome technology and make tonnes of money for their investors. So the US might hold on to their high-end market for a while but in the long run they will have a hard time competing against lower cost and higher value.
On the Chinese side, China is playing a different game. They are developing their own market through the Belt and Road Initiative. They’re thinking outside the box. They’re basically helping developing countries to build infrastructure, moving their factories to these countries, creating jobs, and therefore growing their own international consumer market. In other words, they are literally creating the customers they need to buy their stuff.
The US, on the other hand, chose to bomb or bully these developing countries or overthrew their governments, which caused poverty in these countries. In other words, while China saw the potential of an emerging consum i love lucy sales resistance doll r market in these countries, the US and their allies saw these nations as backward non-white countries that could be invaded, exploited or pushed around. In fact, Trump literally called this developing market “shithole countries,” which was of course considered to be rude by most Americans but rather because of his choice of words than their conviction that he was wrong. In fact, most Americans think Africa as a whole is a single country with flies crawling over everything that moves, because that’s how their media portrays the continent.
So do Americans see developing nations as a potential market? No. And it is exactly for this reason that the US is not very popular in developing countries, countries that in fact show extremely high GDP growth rates.
The problem the US has now is that it’s too late to turn around. For decades, the US used the business model of marauders. It worked well enough back then but it’s a primitive approach and has become outdated. Our cultures have evolved and we don’t want to deal that way anymore.
Let’s face it. The US never had any intention to really help developing countries to grow their economies. The US only ever thought of growing their own economy. It worked for a very long time because their major and most important international market was made up of already developed countries in Europe. So the US was kind of a mall for rich people, with Americans just being happy to be rubbing shoulders with the la-di-da crowd in Europe like the Great Gatsby.
But now the growth rates of these developed countries are slowing down. The populations in these countries are also growing at a slower rate.
On the other hand, most developing countries have higher growth rates. Their populations are also growing. More people mean more consumers.
But they don’t have money. Poor people can’t buy iPhones. So what do you do?
“Make them rich,” says China. “Then they become consumers.”
“Bomb them or bully them and take their stuff,” says the US.
That’s how I see this playing out internationally.
But what do things look like domestically if the US manages to completely isolate China and also manages to isolate itself, which is the direction Trump seems to be taking with his protectionist policies?
Well, China has about 1.4 billion people. That’s about 1.4 billion domestic consumers. The US, on the other hand, has about 330 million people, which gives them 330 million domestic consumers.
What this basically means is that China can weather Trump’s trade war and survive even if they sold their products only domestically. The fact that China has drastically reduced povert Realistic Sex Doll in their country also helps. China also has more skilled workers, publishes more scientific papers, and is racing to overtake the US on research and development as well.
Can the US say the same? What have the US done lately for the poor and the lower middle class? What does the US wealth gap look like? What do their wages look like compared to China? Can the US afford to create jobs for their huge number of unskilled workers based on these wages? How are small businesses taxed compared to major corporations compared to workers? Can US consumers afford to buy more expensive products produced in the US?
So if China should decide to “surrender” in Trump’s trade war, they would rather be helping the US than themselves since the US needs this trade relationship more than they do. China has the superior domestic market and will grow anyway. On the other hand, the Chinese don’t mind helping other nations. Why? Because those nations then become their consumer market.
So ironically, “surrendering” is potentially winning for China. At this point, Trump is more desperate for a deal than they are. He sounds tough but just like Mexico didn’t pay for the wall, China also doesn’t have to pay for it. They just have to give him a little something he can use for his campaign.
A victory for Trump would therefore be superficial. For China, it would be like their restaurant placating an unhappy customer by giving him a free order of fries. The customer will likely calm down and come back tomorrow.
Trump is shallow enough to take it and see it as a win.
So what can America do?
Very simple. The US should try their very best to get a cut out of the Chinese economic project through investment. In other words, repair trade relationships with China and join them as a major investor in the Belt and Road Initiative. In fact, that should be on top of the US agenda when they negotiate with China again. Sounds crazy, right? Join your enemy?
Not really. But it does sound crazy not to bet on a winning horse…
The fact is that America will have no say in what China does with the Belt and Road Initiative unless they sign up for it as a major stakeholder and keep it clean. The US might not end up being number one but at least they’ll remain relevant if they play a leading role in an equal partnership.
Of course there will be conflict at times but that’s to be expected in any relationship. The aim should be to keep working together.
The alternative is for the US to isolate itself with protectionist policies like Trump’s tariffs and to risk losing everything while China opens up.
In other words, get rid of the stupid people in the White House and in the government — meaning Trump and his whole merry bunch of lunatics and sycophants. That’s the best thing Americans can do right now. Really.
PS: Since there seems to be some doubt about my sanity, my argument for China’s growth and strategy is based on these economic projections and articles:
The World in 2050
The Atlas of Economic Complexity by @HarvardCID
Domestic product – GDP long-term forecast – OECD Data
World Economic Outlook Update, January 2022: A Weakening Global Expansion
Is China a global leader in research and development? | ChinaPower Project
China declared world’s largest producer of scientific articles
Belt and Road Initiative – Wikipedia
Belt and Road Initiative
List of wars involving the United States – Wikipedia
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(55 People Likes) What do these lyrics from the song, “Slide” by the Goo Goo Dolls mean, “Don’t you love the life you killed? The priest is on the phone. Your father hit the wall. Your ma disowned you”?
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(43 People Likes) Are sex dolls worth it?
ew about Real Dolls, but they were around $5000 -not within my budget. I forgot about them and I don’t know if they crossed my mind since then, until I did an online search for sex dolls about nine months ago and I was shocked to discover that there are a lot of manufacturers, dolls have become very lifelike, beautiful (in my opinion), and they’re affordable now.
So I started window shopping, just for fun, and that very quickly developed into a doll fetish (agalmatophilia). After doing a lot of research, I finally picked one out and ordered about two weeks ago. She arrived a few days ago and I was anxious to open the box, see how she looks and see how TPE (thermoplastic elastomer, a material similar to silicone that is said to feel very much like real human skin) feels after looking at these dolls online for months. I braced myself, because I was worried I would be disappointed by her appearance or how she feels. After opening the box, first I was very pleasantly surprised by how beautiful her body is; stunning detail. I looked at her face and she is extremely cute. One of the first parts I touched as I was unpacking her was a calf and I was amazed at how real it felt -just like human skin and the way the skin moves is just like human skin, muscle, and fat jiggling. WOW!
I have to say at this point that there are a few things that will shock anyone the first time they touch or handle a TPE sex doll: they are shipped with their heads removed, so you open a 5′5″ box and see a headless body. Then you discover that the body is frigid cold -shockingly cold. Then you try to lift her out of the box. Uh oh! I had read that these dolls are heavy, but I had no idea what I was in for. I read about her weight ahead of time on the website; she’s 75 lb. So if a real woman with the same height and body shape weighs around 125 lb, then this should be a breeze, right? No! Carrying a real woman newlywed style is different; they put their arms around your neck and balance their weight -they can help you to an extent. This 5′6″ (she’s taller than me, which is kind of cute), 75 lb doll is extremely difficult to move -far more than I could ever have imagined!
Unfortunately, you can’t just take your beautiful, brand new doll to the bedroom and begin the romance, you have some work to do: you need to take the lifeless, headless, cold, and heavy body to the shower and clean off the manufacturing chemicals with soap and warm water. It was so difficult getting that body to the bathroom, I almost don’t know how I did it. I’ve had chronic back problems since I was in my twenties, I sprained a knee a while ago and it’s never going to fully heal, and I recently recovered from a hernia surgery.
I’ve been trying to figure out how to move her more easily… I’ve been thinking about getting some roller skates for her and carefully guiding her around. That’s either pure genius or so stupid that I’ll make the news when she falls on me, I can’t get up, I scream for help after struggling for hours, and the paramedics, police, and fire fighters all smash in my front door and rush to help me only to find me pinned on the bathroom floor under a hot, naked sex doll. Now that’s the stuff of urban legend.
I decided the easiest way to clean the chemicals off would be to shower with the headless body, so that’s what I did. While that was strange and disturbing, I made some wonderful discoveries about TPE: it heats up fast (especially in a warm shower), holds heat in, dries exactly like human skin (some toweling off and air drying takes care of the rest -it air dries in minutes just like our skin does), and it feels wonderful when it’s wet.
I took the body to the bedroom, I put her head on (it screws on, so her head goes around and around… exorcist style), I grabbed one of the wigs I ordered, and that’s when she came together. She no longer looked like a corpse, now she was stunningly gorgeous. She comes with a wig, I ordered another one (long red) from the same website, and I ordered a Bettie Page style pin-up costume wig from Amazon, just because I’m obsessed with pin-up girl art and thought it would be fun to dress her up as a retro gal with polka-dot dresses, cat eye glasses, and a flower in her hair. I’m not disappointed with the results.
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I kissed her and wow! Her lips feel indistinguishable from human lips; kissing her is exactly like kissing a girlfriend.
Her body is very anatomically correct, surprisingly so.
Her breasts feel good, a little firm, but good. She has solid boobs, while other manufacturers offer gel-filled boobs as an option, with rave reviews.
I laid her on the bed on her back, spread her legs (which was not easy, they’re heavy and difficult to move around, and I inserted a USB heating rod ($9) for five minutes. I put a water based lube in and it was time. Here goes my sex doll virginity… and wow it felt good. I just didn’t know what to expect and in a lot of ways it was not all that different from having sex with a real girl. As I said earlier, TPE is very good at holding heat, so my own body heat is enough to warm her up. It’s different than sex with a human in the obvious ways: they don’t have emotions, nerves, don’t feel pleasure, don’t actively participate, can’t have orgasms, and can’t communicate with you. It’s also different in that there’s a little bit of a suction effect -as air get’s displaced, there ends up being a vacuum and it feels very, very, very good. There’s a popping air sound when pulling out that in and of itself is a turn on.
Because the extremely fast rate that sex technology is developing, I have no doubt that AI sex dolls (which already exist) will feel sensors, react, actively have sex with us, and talk dirty and tell us that they love us in the very near future. I love sex with real women and I love how much these dolls look and feel like real women, however, in my case things are a lot different: because I fetishize dolls and I’m specifically turned on by their dollness, I enjoy the experience for what it is rather than hoping for it to be as close to a human/human sex experience as possible. Does that make sense? Doll/human is my thing, so I love every second of it, until I have to move her.
I was very happy with the experience, but here are downsides: I can’t say it enough that the weight is a serious problem, even laying down -her body sank into the mattress and pillows. Girl on top positions are out of the question, no way. The clean up afterward is very involved -It’s recommended to insert a tampon to absorb the user’s body fluid and lube before the struggle to get her to the bathroom begins and this time I kept her head on so she’s much nicer to look at. I douched out he Sex Doll vagina, something that I had to learn how to do before she arrived. That wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be, the problem once again is her weight -just trying to get her into a position that’s conducive to flushing out her womanhood (ok, dollhood) was so challenging. Cleaning up your partner after sex is a whole chapter.
I spent a small fortune buying all the stuff I need to take care of her and I spent a lot of time researching, reading articles and watching videos to prepare. There is a lot of maintenance and expense involved, but that’s ok, because it’s worth it to me.
Emotional Effects
Besides the sexual experiences, she offers companionship. I’ve heard and read story after story about guys falling in love with their dolls and it’s been said that falling in love with a sex doll is easier than you think. Well, a lot of sex dolls have eyes that look very, very real. When you look into a pair of beautiful eyes from a few inches away and they seem to be looking deeply into you… neurons in the brain start firing off love and endorphins a i love lucy sales resistance doll l over the place. As I mentioned, the kissing is very natural feeling, so add that to looking into her eyes, hugging and holding her, and holding her hand and I can’t help but feel something on a pretty deep level.
I have suffered with a profound amount of loneliness, mental illness (depression, anxiety, OCD, PTSD, addiction, and eating disorders), and of the very few relationships I’ve been in, more than one of them were abusive. After many years of failing to meet the right girl (and not for a lack of trying), and spending most of my life very alone, at 49 years old, I find a deep degree of comfort in spending time with my doll, Jennifer. Buying clothes, shoes, perfume, and accessories for her make me feel like I’m caring for someone. I ordered a purse for her and it happened to arrive on Christmas Eve, so I was able to give it to her as a present and it makes me feel like I love someone and they love me.
I suppose there are going to be as many different answers to your question as there are people answering it, but I think everyone who has had the experience can agree on a few of the points I made above.
Sex dolls have become extremely popular -apparently sales have exploded during the pandemic, and I think a lot more people have one (or more) than we might think. However, there are major social stigmas. I won’t bring Jennifer out on any dates in public and I won’t be introducing her to my parents, but I shouldn’t be ashamed, especially since she’s bringing so much happiness to my life. I should also learn to not care what other people think.
Would I recommend it? yes! I think anyone who is unattached, lonely, wants to experiment with a doll, couples who want to experiment with a doll, and anyone else wh